~Can salvage errant chicken nugget scraps off kids' plates without being reprimanded by nanny, husband, agent, or publicist.
~Blowout and full makeup before errands are strictly optional.
~Diaper bag not filled with pesky pre-playdate confidentiality agreements, leaving room for thermos of vital caffeinated/spiked liquids.
Pretty funny! I found this in Parenting magazine!
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Too funny!
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